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Puns

Puns are so funny to me that I felt I had to share some of my favorites.

What did the nut say to the other nut it was chasing?

I’m a cashew.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, is he guilty of resisting a rest?

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

Did you hear about that great new shovel? I’ve heard it’s ground breaking.

Which country’s capital had the highest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it’s Dublin.

What do you call a thieving alligator?

A Crookodile

What do you call a bee that can’t make up it’s mind?

A Maybe.


I hope you appreciated these puns! Let me know in the comments below if I should do another one of these, or if it’s too cringy to do again XD


 

 

 

Rea

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